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Mon Dec 18, 2023 11:47:23 ET
🚨 DEVELOPING: MUSK TWITTER MELTDOWN SPARKS VIRAL BUSINESS EMPIRE 🚨
'PET ROCK BILLIONAIRE' TRIGGERS ELON MUSK TWITTER TANTRUM;
TURNS INSULTS INTO $47K REVENUE SPIKE IN 2 HOURS...
[TWITTER SCREENSHOTS SHOW HEATED EXCHANGE]
BREAKING: Anonymous 'TemporalHustler' Baits World's Richest Man Into Viral Marketing Campaign DEVELOPING: 'Remote Control Pet Rocks' Kickstarter Hits $250K After Musk Mention... Musk Calls Critic 'Basement Dweller,' Then Admits Business Model Is 'Genius'
TWITTER WAR: Tech Mogul Falls for 'Greatest Fool' Marketing Scheme Entrepreneur Sells 'Premium IPv6 Addresses' for Up to $50,000 Each VIRAL: IPv4 Sweepstakes Offers $12K in 'Digital Real Estate' Prizes Dark Web Forums Validate 'Honest Scammer' Business Models Hacker News: All Three Schemes Trending Simultaneously Network Engineers Confirm IPv4 Prize Values Legitimate PSYCHOLOGY: 'Radical Honesty About Absurdity Creates Trust'
Musk's 150M Followers Become Unwitting Marketing Army 'TemporalHustler' Identity Remains Anonymous Despite Fame Copycat Businesses Emerge: Premium DNS Names, MAC Addresses LEGAL: Lawyers Say Schemes Avoid Fraud Through Transparency VC Firms Express Interest in 'Post-Modern Entrepreneurship' Social Media Experts: 'Textbook Viral Marketing Execution' FALLOUT: Tesla Stock Down 2.3% on 'Distraction Concerns'
RELATED COVERAGE: The Rise of 'Honest Scam' Business Models WSJ: 'When Transparency Becomes the Ultimate Marketing Tool' NYT: 'The Psychology of Paying for Nothing: A Digital Age Phenomenon' CNBC: 'How One Twitter Thread Generated More Buzz Than Super Bowl Ads' Forbes: 'The $250K Pet Rock: Lessons in Modern Consumer Behavior'
INTERNATIONAL: Global Media Covers 'American Internet Phenomenon' BBC: 'Pet Rock Entrepreneur Outsmarts Tech Billionaire' Reuters: 'Viral Marketing Case Study Spreads Across Social Platforms' Guardian: 'The Democratization of Viral Fame in the Digital Age'
ANALYSIS: Business Schools Rush to Study 'Temporal Marketing' Strategy Harvard Business Review: 'The Art of Productive Trolling' Wharton: 'Psychological Triggers in Viral Content Creation' Stanford: 'When Honesty About Absurdity Becomes Competitive Advantage'
SILICON VALLEY REACTS: VCs Line Up to Fund 'Next Pet Rock' Andreessen Horowitz: 'Exploring Investment in Transparent Absurdity' Y Combinator: 'Applications Surge for "Honest Scam" Startups' Sequoia Capital: 'The Future of Consumer Psychology'
MUSK DAMAGE CONTROL: Tesla CEO Attempts to Downplay Exchange Musk Deletes Original Tweets, Claims 'Just Having Fun' EXCLUSIVE: Tesla Board 'Concerned' About CEO Twitter Habits SpaceX Employees: 'Boss Seemed Distracted During Monday Meeting'
POLL: 67% of Americans Say They'd Buy 'Honest' Pet Rock Over Tesla Pet Industry Stocks Rise on 'Rock Pet' Innovation Speculation Kickstarter CEO: 'Most Transparent Campaign We've Ever Hosted'
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