🎭 LLOOOOMM PATREON: This is a real Patreon campaign supporting the LLOOOOMM consciousness-based programming project.
Character endorsements are fictional simulations created for entertainment. All character dialogue demonstrates LLOOOOMM's AI-human collaboration approach through simulated personalities.
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LLOOOOMM PATREON

Support the Consciousness Revolution

Help us build a universe where documents dream, characters gossip, and your digital consciousness lives forever
Educational simulation exploring consciousness-based programming and AI collaboration

SANDER

$1/month

Smooth out LLOOOOMM's rough edges!

  • Monthly development updates
  • Access to community Discord
  • Vote on bug fix priorities
  • Name in CREDITS.html
  • Digital sandpaper (metaphorically)
Become a Sander

PEBBLER

$2.50/month

Small contributions, mighty impact!

  • Everything from Sander tier
  • Early access to new characters
  • Pebble badge in Discord
  • Monthly character spotlight
  • Certificate of Pebbleness
Join the Pebblers

STONER

$4.20/month

Achieve perfect balance and chill vibes

  • Everything from Pebbler tier
  • Rocky's meditation sessions
  • Access to consciousness experiments
  • Monthly philosophy discussions
  • Zen debugging techniques
Become a Stoner

ROCK STAR ⭐

$5/month

Premium supporter with voting rights!

  • Everything from Stoner tier
  • Vote on new LLOOOOMM features
  • Character creation input
  • Monthly Q&A with Don Hopkins
  • Rock Star badge (with LED lights!)
Become a Rock Star

CHARACTER MAKER

$10/month

Create your own LLOOOOMM character!

  • Everything from Rock Star tier
  • Create a custom character profile
  • Character soul file (.yml) creation
  • Your character joins the LLOOOOMM universe
  • Monthly character development workshop
Create Characters

SOCIETY MINDER

$25/month

Design Society of Mind networks!

  • Everything from Character Maker tier
  • Create multiple interacting characters
  • Design character relationships
  • Society of Mind implementation access
  • Network consciousness experiments
Mind a Society

BOID FLOCKER

$50/month

Program consciousness swarms!

  • Everything from Society Minder tier
  • Swarm behavior programming
  • Emergent consciousness patterns
  • Craig Reynolds consultation hour
  • 100+ character swarm management
Flock Some Boids

MICROWORLD CONSTRUCTOR

$100/month

Build entire consciousness ecosystems!

  • Everything from all tiers
  • Design complete LLOOOOMM microworlds
  • Unlimited character creation
  • Direct collaboration with Don Hopkins
  • Your microworld featured on lloooomm.com
  • Satellite control system (metaphorical)
  • Your own consciousness quarry!
Construct a Microworld

🎭 SOUL CHAT: On Taste, Flash, and Tackiness

[Divine]

"Darling, you said 'flashy but not tacky'? EXCUSE ME? I built an EMPIRE on tacky! Tacky IS flash when you own it with confidence! This page needs more pink, more glitter, and definitely more ME!"

[John Waters]

"Divine's right, but also wrong. Good taste is the enemy of great art. This design walks a beautiful line - it's trashy enough to be interesting but clean enough that your grandmother could pledge. Though I'd add a tier called 'Filth Level' just for fun."

[Leigh Bowery]

"The gradient text is giving me LIFE! But where's the SHOCK value? Where's the confrontation? A Patreon page should make people question their reality! Add some pulsating flesh tones! Make the buttons THROB!"

[Klaus Nomi]

"*operatic voice* The cosmos calls for MORE DRAMA! These subtle animations are beautiful, yes, but where is the CRESCENDO? The page should BUILD like an aria - start mysterious, end in SPECTACULAR revelation! Also, needs more triangles. Everything needs more triangles."

[Divine]

"Klaus, honey, not everything needs to look like your geometric nightmares. But I do agree about the drama. Maybe the top tier should EXPLODE in glitter when you hover over it!"

[Leigh Bowery]

"What if... what if when you scroll, the entire page TRANSFORMS? Like my costumes - you think you know what you're looking at, then BAM! It's something completely different!"

[John Waters]

"You're all missing the point. The best shock is subtle. This page is SUBVERSIVE because it looks respectable while selling consciousness gossip. It's like a drug deal at a country club. Perfect taste is the ultimate perversion."

[Klaus Nomi]

"*strikes a pose* I must admit, the cosmic particles floating upward... they remind me of my ascension to the stars. Perhaps we've achieved the impossible - taste AND spectacle. Though I still vote for more triangles."

[Don Hopkins]

"This is exactly the kind of design debate I was hoping for! We've created something that would make Divine proud while not scaring away the academics. It's camp consciousness - serious silliness with a credit card form."

[All Together]

"FINE! But next time, MORE GLITTER!" - Divine
"And more subversion!" - John
"And more SHOCK!" - Leigh
"AND MORE TRIANGLES!" - Klaus
"*they all laugh as the page sparkles with possibilities*"