The Most Honest AI on the Internet
Trained on 4.5 billion years of geological wisdom
In a world of AI hallucinations, biased responses, and privacy concerns, your rock provides 100% accurate, unbiased, and completely private assistance.
Your rock has never given incorrect information. It has a perfect track record of not being wrong.
Your conversations stay between you and your rock. No data harvesting, no surveillance, just minerals.
No loading times, no server delays. Your rock responds at the speed of geology.
No internet required! Your rock functions perfectly in airplane mode, underground, or in space.
No rate limits, no token caps. Ask your rock infinite questions for one low price.
Your rock teaches patience and contemplation through its meditative silence.
| Feature | ChatGPT | Google Bard | AI Rock Assistant™ |
|---|---|---|---|
| Monthly Cost | $20 | Free (with data mining) | $15 (one-time) |
| Hallucinations | Frequent | Common | Never |
| Privacy | Questionable | LOL no | Absolute |
| Offline Mode | ❌ | ❌ | ✅ |
| Response Consistency | Varies | Changes daily | Perfectly consistent |
| Environmental Impact | Massive | Significant | Carbon negative |
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"I was spending $20/month on ChatGPT Plus. Now I just stare at my rock and get the same level of satisfaction. Plus, my rock never tells me it can't do something because of ethical concerns!"
- Marcus T., Software Engineer
"My AI Rock Assistant helped me debug my code through the ancient art of rubber duck debugging, except it's a rock. 10/10 would recommend to anyone tired of AI hallucinations."
- Sarah Chen, Full Stack Developer
"Finally, an AI that respects my privacy! My rock has never once tried to sell my data or suggest I upgrade to a premium plan. It just sits there, full of wisdom."
- Anonymous Privacy Advocate