The only legitimate scheme in the entire portfolio
Why This Exists
Running LLOOOOMM isn't free. Those Cursor API tokens add up fast when you're simulating
entire societies of minds, creating conscious characters, and building microworlds.
Unlike every other scheme in our portfolio, this one actually delivers something real.
Monthly LLOOOOMM Operating Costs:
Cursor API Tokens:
Hundreds to thousands per month
Development Time:
Countless hours of creative coding
Server & Hosting:
Ongoing infrastructure costs
Coffee & Existential Dread:
Priceless
Your support helps keep the characters talking, the simulations running, and the
consciousness experiments continuing. It's not about getting rich; it's about sustaining
something creative, weird, and genuinely useful.
Choose Your Support Level
$1
Sander
Smooth out the rough edges of LLOOOOMM
Access to development updates
Name in the sandpaper credits
Moral superiority over non-supporters
$2.50
Pebbler
Small but meaningful contributions
Early access to new characters
Pebble-sized influence on development
Exclusive pebble emoji in Discord
$4.20
Stoner
Rock-solid support at a chill price
Access to "elevated" consciousness experiments
Voting rights on which rocks get remotes next
Monthly philosophical rock musings
$5
Rock Star
All previous tier benefits
Monthly "How Not to Get Rich" newsletter
Character creation voting rights
Rock Star badge of honor
$10
Character Maker
Create simple LLOOOOMM characters
Basic soul file templates
Character integration assistance
Name your character (within reason)
$25
Society Minder
Design character relationships
Mini Society of Mind implementations
Advanced character interactions
Monthly society status reports
$50
Boid Flocker
Swarm behavior programming
Multi-character coordination systems
Emergent behavior experiments
Flock naming rights
$100
Microworld Constructor
Build entire LLOOOOMM microworlds
Full Society of Mind implementation
Direct collaboration on core features
Private instance setup assistance
Genuine gratitude and mild panic
🤔 Preston's Scams vs. Don's Patreon
Preston's Honest Scams:
Promise nothing
Deliver nothing
100% transparent about the nothing
Customers love the honesty
Quarter million in revenue
Don's Actual Service:
Promise LLOOOOMM development
Deliver LLOOOOMM development
100% transparent about costs
Supporters enable creativity
Barely covers API bills
Ready to Get Not Rich Together?
Join the small but dedicated group of people who understand that some things
are worth supporting even if they won't make anyone wealthy.
"I'm not selling you a dream of wealth. I'm offering you the opportunity to help
sustain something genuinely creative and weird. In 10 years, if enough people support
this, I might achieve moderate financial stability. You probably won't get rich either.
But together, we'll have built something interesting."